Monthly Archives: May, 2014

Hello! Are you Miss, MS or Mrs.?

A woman who is not employed is called a ‘housewife’.

We have mortals who believe women who do not earn a living do no work. Changing their rusted mindset would be a herculean task. So how about a change in addressing women instead?

If a married woman who stays at home is called a housewife, then one who goes out to work should have the name of the organization prefixed to her name. Fair enough?

A married woman employee should be called AppleTech wife, Vidya Bhavan wife, Munu’s Auto Garage wife, Hotel Chin Chu wife…

It has more than one advantage. If you do not like your spouse’s name or are tired of your family name, voila! you get a new name. You can change it each time you switch your job. What more, you would come up on internet search engines more often. Easier way to virtual fame, too.

Now, if you aren’t comfortable with numerous others sharing your nomenclature, then you may zero it down to the unit of work in the organization and vet it down further for more specific names. For instance, if a married woman employee of, say, AppleTech finds it too general, she can opt for Software Development wife and if she finds that widely used as well, then settle for Boss wife! Mr. Stephan wife! Dr Shinde wife… or MS Savitha wife, MS Meera wife…

How ludicrous! Hello, I am married to Sachin and am Mr. Stephan wife! Or Hello, I’m married to John and am MS Rachael wife!” I’d love this one the best…”Hello, She is my wife and Mr. D’Souza wife.”

Aww! Let me stop lest your imagination runs wild.

Least of all, revising a woman’s title will certainly cause cultural shocks, as we are used to boys being called Master and when they grow up addressed as Mr., while a female starts off being a Miss then a Mrs. followed by being a Ms.

If a man can be called Mr. irrespective of his marital status, why should a woman be Mrs.?

Now, think of this, a woman in a relationship with a married man is called his ‘mistress’, while that male will still be a Mr. The suggestion I got when I bounced the thought off was to call such men her ‘mattress’.

Blame it on women for the addresses. Why feel insecure about your marital status after you’ve taken the plunge? If its age-related perks that you fear, sorry women folks, our hands and eyes do give us away, however, we wish to think otherwise. Botox and tucks and lifts cannot hold them in place for long. Give that money to charity and hold your self-esteem high instead.

May I suggest, in the best interest of all souls born females, that you be a Miss as long as you are a girl and revise that to MS when you are sure you are grown up to be called a woman. So even if you feel 16 at 60, no worries, you are still a ‘Miss’ with a Hz. And those who do not know your marital status and age, would anyway address you Ms.

Now for those who love being Mrs., by all means call yourself thus. But don’t be offended if your neighbourhood aunty asks, ‘ Where’s your Misters’.

I mean no offence to any aunty. Oops! aunts. Who? Women, man!

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